1 00:00:04,460 --> 00:00:07,900 Liz, Lutz and I are gonna walk around Times Square and pretend to be foreign. 2 00:00:07,910 --> 00:00:09,800 I am from Homburg, yah. 3 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:10,680 Wanna come? 4 00:00:10,690 --> 00:00:12,880 Oh, I can't. My cousin is in town. 5 00:00:12,890 --> 00:00:13,770 All right. 6 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:15,600 See ya though. 7 00:00:15,980 --> 00:00:19,180 Liz, I'm getting drinks with recently-divorced camera guy. You in? 8 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:22,210 Legally separated sound guy's gonna be there. 9 00:00:22,220 --> 00:00:24,180 I-I don't feel well. 10 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:26,480 Okay. 11 00:00:27,420 --> 00:00:28,430 Hey, Liz Lemon. 12 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:31,280 I'm going to an animals-only strip club. Interested? 13 00:00:31,290 --> 00:00:34,590 Does that meane animals strip, or the animals are the customers? 14 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,740 Animal customers? That's ridicous. 15 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:38,810 Well, um, I have got a date. 16 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:41,510 So... I... yeah. 17 00:00:47,770 --> 00:00:48,700 Order, please. 18 00:00:48,710 --> 00:00:50,470 - Hi, order for pick-up. - Yeah, yeah. 19 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:53,990 Yes, I would like a meatball sub with extra bread. 20 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,830 - And my name is-- - Liz? 21 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,820 Yeah, that's me. Okay. 22 00:00:59,590 --> 00:01:00,740 Big night, Lemon? 23 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:01,410 Let me guess. 24 00:01:01,420 --> 00:01:03,070 Meatball sub, extra bread. 25 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:04,650 Bottle of NyQuil. 26 00:01:04,660 --> 00:01:06,440 TiVo top chef. 27 00:01:06,450 --> 00:01:07,920 A little Miss Bonnie Raitt. Lights out. 28 00:01:07,930 --> 00:01:10,230 No, I have something to do tonight, Jack. 29 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,410 Then you won't mind when I tell you that, uh... 30 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:14,240 Casey gets voted off tonight. 31 00:01:14,250 --> 00:01:15,260 You monster! 32 00:01:15,270 --> 00:01:17,060 Why are you like this? 34 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:32,290 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- sync:ßÇÈâÈâ corrected 35 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:37,040 30 Rock Season02 Episode07 36 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,490 Sir, Tracy's here with a bunch of kids. 37 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:44,360 He wants to know if you have a minute to meet with them? 38 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:45,560 Absolutely not. 39 00:01:45,570 --> 00:01:47,120 J.D.! 40 00:01:47,130 --> 00:01:48,260 There he is. 41 00:01:48,270 --> 00:01:50,190 I want you to meet the baseball team I'm coaching. 42 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:54,130 A group of fine young men and one special lady. 43 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:57,070 Dijonaise is a boy's name? 44 00:01:57,410 --> 00:01:58,170 Pardon me. 45 00:01:58,180 --> 00:01:59,140 Tracy, this is wonderful. 46 00:01:59,150 --> 00:02:01,170 I had no idea you were interested in baseball. 47 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:01,930 I wasn't. 48 00:02:01,940 --> 00:02:03,440 My motorcycle hit a police horse. 49 00:02:03,450 --> 00:02:05,110 This is community service. 50 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:08,910 These kids come from Knuckle Beach, the worst neighborhood in New York. 51 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,180 They are poor as hell. 52 00:02:11,190 --> 00:02:13,110 Baseball is a wonderful sport, boys. 53 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:16,240 I remember when my high school team won the Boston city championship. 54 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:19,170 Everyone told us we were gonna lose, because our team was all white, 55 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:21,900 and the other team was completely-- 56 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,810 anyway, we won, and I learned that anything is possible. 57 00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:28,540 Baseball taught me how to win. 58 00:02:28,550 --> 00:02:30,390 Baseball taught me how to dream. 59 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,490 What are your dreams? 60 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:34,040 When I grow up, I'm gonna do vending machine maintenance. 61 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:36,830 I'm gonna get shot by a cop and sue the city. 62 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,750 I'm a be a talkative doorman with a drinking problem. 63 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,350 That's right. You shoot for the stars. 64 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:42,560 No, no, no, no, no. 65 00:02:42,570 --> 00:02:44,670 These are not the dreams of winners. 66 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,090 These aren't winners. 67 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:48,430 They're 0 and 17. 68 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,460 Damn, we supposed to be at the game right now. 69 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:52,220 0 and 18! 70 00:02:52,230 --> 00:02:54,180 That one's on coach Tracy. 71 00:02:54,190 --> 00:02:57,220 Someday I'll have an office like this... to clean. 72 00:02:57,230 --> 00:02:59,870 You could have an office like this of your very own. 73 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,990 All you need is someone to point you in the right direction. 74 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:02,800 A role model. 75 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:05,050 Like R. Kelly and Michael Vick. 76 00:03:06,780 --> 00:03:08,050 Faves. 77 00:03:08,060 --> 00:03:09,400 - Thanks. - There you go. 78 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:11,470 Uh, grandy? 79 00:03:11,940 --> 00:03:13,980 Oh, my God. Who ordered the veal? 80 00:03:13,990 --> 00:03:15,080 Am I right, guys? 81 00:03:15,090 --> 00:03:17,560 Ugh, Jenna, that guy is a baby. 82 00:03:17,570 --> 00:03:19,300 - Uh, Lutz? - I'm Lutz. 83 00:03:19,310 --> 00:03:24,140 You ordered a Venti chocolate mocha blast with half and half and brownie chunks? 84 00:03:24,150 --> 00:03:26,520 Thank you. Jamie. 85 00:03:26,530 --> 00:03:27,930 I like your blond streaks. 86 00:03:27,940 --> 00:03:29,330 It's very Simon LeBon. 87 00:03:29,340 --> 00:03:30,300 Who? 88 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:31,540 Oh, you're young. 89 00:03:31,550 --> 00:03:32,380 Give it up, Jenna. 90 00:03:32,390 --> 00:03:34,220 You're talking to an ultrasound. 91 00:03:34,230 --> 00:03:36,540 Now I'm getting attitude from the sexy librarian over here. 92 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:39,160 What? Sexy? You are. Shut up. 93 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,720 Wow, that guy is adorable. 94 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,530 Frank's gay. 95 00:03:46,540 --> 00:03:48,070 Maybe I am gay... 96 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:49,470 for that little peach. 97 00:03:50,910 --> 00:03:52,350 You wanna kiss him? 98 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,220 I do. 99 00:03:53,230 --> 00:03:56,340 I wanna kiss him on the mouth. And hold him. 100 00:03:56,350 --> 00:03:57,910 What are you talking about? 101 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,460 Something just happened, Liz. 102 00:03:59,470 --> 00:04:02,150 Come on, you read Boobs magazine. 103 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,080 I want Jamie. 104 00:04:03,090 --> 00:04:05,780 Yeah, you're gay. 105 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,050 He's totally gay for-- 106 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:11,900 Why isn't this any fun? 107 00:04:11,910 --> 00:04:13,600 come on! Gather 'round!Circle up! 108 00:04:13,610 --> 00:04:14,950 Everybody, circle up! 109 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,360 All right, circle up. Circle up. 110 00:04:17,370 --> 00:04:19,620 Around me! Around me! 111 00:04:19,980 --> 00:04:21,390 All right, isten, that's enough. 112 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,010 There's a weird dude standing over there. 113 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:26,050 And I don't wanna get shot today, so great hustle, great practice. 114 00:04:26,060 --> 00:04:28,090 Okay, the weird dude is gone. Go home. 115 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:39,870 Hey, you guys! It's that king we met. 116 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,130 Good afternoon, boys. 117 00:04:41,140 --> 00:04:42,320 I've been thinking a lot about you, 118 00:04:42,330 --> 00:04:43,950 and I decided that I wanna help. 119 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,880 Starting with some new uniforms. 120 00:04:45,890 --> 00:04:48,610 Compliments of the Sheinhardt wig company. 121 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:49,970 You wanna be a bunch of winners? 122 00:04:49,980 --> 00:04:51,850 You've gotta dress for success. 123 00:04:51,860 --> 00:04:55,800 That's why I sponsor a charity that gives away tuxedos to homeless people. 124 00:04:56,180 --> 00:04:58,420 It was a beautiful ceremony. 125 00:04:58,980 --> 00:05:00,650 Mazel tov. 126 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:02,900 That's right. Put them on. 127 00:05:02,910 --> 00:05:04,330 You don't get these kids, Jack. 128 00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:05,430 They don't care about winning. 129 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,440 They just wanna be able to go outside for once. 130 00:05:07,450 --> 00:05:11,270 You know, our first practice they asked me what the sun was? 131 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:17,310 Hey, Jamie! 132 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:21,880 Did you just come from working out, or are you naturally veiny? 133 00:05:21,890 --> 00:05:23,340 Pull it together, Frank. 134 00:05:23,350 --> 00:05:25,480 All right. Okay. 135 00:05:26,010 --> 00:05:27,640 Good to see you, man! 136 00:05:27,650 --> 00:05:28,760 Thanks. 137 00:05:29,990 --> 00:05:31,890 So I don't want to interrupt or anything, 138 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:34,940 But, um, are you doing anything saturday night? 139 00:05:34,950 --> 00:05:37,040 Just gellin' like Magellan. 140 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:38,030 Okay, well. 141 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,150 Uh, my friend's DJing at this gallery opening, 142 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:42,990 and, um, he can get us in if you wanna go. 143 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,860 Oh, no, I don't think so. 144 00:05:44,870 --> 00:05:46,440 Oh, come on. It'll be fun. 145 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:48,770 Jamie, how old do you think I am? 146 00:05:48,780 --> 00:05:50,960 I don't know. Uh, 29? 147 00:05:50,970 --> 00:05:54,620 Wow, you are good at guessing ages. 148 00:05:54,630 --> 00:05:58,950 I am exactly 29, but you're a baby. 149 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,070 No, I'm not. I'm 25. 150 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:02,330 - Really? - Yeah. 151 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:03,710 I thought you were younger. 152 00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:06,300 And I'm 29, so... 153 00:06:06,310 --> 00:06:07,700 so you'll go? 154 00:06:08,590 --> 00:06:09,690 Awesome. 155 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:11,830 Dude. I totally forgot. 156 00:06:13,230 --> 00:06:14,550 I bought you a sweater. 157 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:15,560 It's slim fitting. 158 00:06:15,570 --> 00:06:17,230 They call it a French cut. 159 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:18,530 And it wasn't on sale or anything. 160 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:19,480 Woe, thanks. 161 00:06:19,490 --> 00:06:20,710 Do you need help trying it on? 162 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:21,530 No. 163 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:22,690 So I'll pick you up around 10:00? 164 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:24,640 At night? Okay. 165 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:25,460 That sounds great. 166 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:27,230 Great. Where are we going? 167 00:06:29,010 --> 00:06:30,750 Frank. 168 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,370 - Stop it. - I can't. 169 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,210 I'm gay for Jamie. 170 00:06:34,220 --> 00:06:35,080 No, that's not a thing. 171 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:39,640 You can't be gay for just one person, unless you're a lady, and you meet Ellen. 172 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:43,340 Well then, I got some real thinking to do. 173 00:06:44,030 --> 00:06:45,510 It's scary. 174 00:06:46,650 --> 00:06:48,710 But also exciting. 175 00:06:53,210 --> 00:06:54,740 I can't believe I did that. 176 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:56,990 I told myself I would never lie about my age. 177 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,660 These things happen, Liz. 178 00:06:58,670 --> 00:07:00,450 I had my "No sex with Asians" rule, 179 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:03,500 but then one day you walk into Sharper Image, and there's Quan. 180 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:05,060 Forget it. I'm gonna order some more coffee, 181 00:07:05,070 --> 00:07:07,050 and then he'll come back, and I can cancel. 182 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,170 No, this is a good thing. 183 00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:11,570 A hot guy thinks you're 29. 184 00:07:11,580 --> 00:07:12,840 He is cute. 185 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,860 He looks like Zac Efron. 186 00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:16,310 That's a thing, right? 187 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:17,660 Oh, go for it, Liz. 188 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:20,470 I always roll with it when hot guys think I'm 22. 189 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:21,410 What can we do? 190 00:07:21,420 --> 00:07:22,510 We're cougars. 191 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,210 - We're what? - Cougars. 192 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:27,580 Hot older ladies pouncing on their young prey. 193 00:07:29,460 --> 00:07:31,670 There was a whole article about it in Vanity Fair. 194 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:33,860 The one with the Crisis In Africa cover. 195 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:37,490 God, it makes me so sad that more people don't know about cougars. 196 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,740 Why am I looking for something to wear in wardrobe? 197 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,850 Why don't you go to Abercrombie and Fitch? 198 00:07:41,860 --> 00:07:43,460 Oh, no. It's too loud in there. 199 00:07:43,470 --> 00:07:44,580 No, don't say that. 200 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:46,280 Cougars have to act young. 201 00:07:46,290 --> 00:07:48,670 You should get a ring pop to suck on. 202 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,930 What are you doing? 203 00:07:51,940 --> 00:07:54,010 Figuring some stuff out. 204 00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:56,260 Sorry, Jenna, I'm probably gay now. 205 00:07:56,270 --> 00:07:58,520 It's never gonna happen between us. 206 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:03,750 You wanted to see me? 207 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:04,830 Hello, coach. 208 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:07,250 I thought we'd have a little meeting before today's practice. 209 00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:08,190 Practice? Meetings? 210 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,560 What is this? A marriage? 211 00:08:09,570 --> 00:08:12,730 Phil Jackson likes to give books to his players to inspire them, 212 00:08:12,740 --> 00:08:16,770 so which biography of Winston Churchill do you think would improve Rashid's bunting? 213 00:08:16,780 --> 00:08:19,480 Jack, have you ever been to Knuckle Beach? 214 00:08:19,490 --> 00:08:21,610 It's a totally different world. 215 00:08:21,620 --> 00:08:25,250 A world where orange soda's an acceptable substitute for breast milk. 216 00:08:25,260 --> 00:08:28,440 Tracy, I don't have to understand their world in order to help them. 217 00:08:28,450 --> 00:08:30,230 It's like this great country of ours. 218 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,550 We can go into any nation, impose our values, and make things better. 219 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:35,410 It's what Bush is doing all over the globe. 220 00:08:35,420 --> 00:08:36,580 Bush! 221 00:08:36,590 --> 00:08:38,520 Now, I don't wanna go off on a rant here. 222 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:47,450 So I suppose the next step would be to bring our superior resources to bear. 223 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:50,110 Kenneth, show him the drawing of the new field. 224 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:54,410 Sorry. 225 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,460 This is my dream journal. 226 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:59,270 They've all come true so far. 227 00:09:18,150 --> 00:09:21,930 FUN TIMES ACCOMPLISHED 228 00:09:25,780 --> 00:09:28,000 What the heck is going on out here? 229 00:09:28,010 --> 00:09:29,590 You didn't get behind grounders. 230 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,040 You didn't work the pitch count. 231 00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:33,710 There was nothing Churchillian about that performance. 232 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,880 And where are their uniforms? 233 00:09:35,890 --> 00:09:38,130 You can't wear blue in Knuckle Beach, which is hard 234 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:39,570 because jeans go with everything. 235 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:42,000 Tracy, your failure of leadership is unacceptable. 236 00:09:42,010 --> 00:09:43,540 Now you gonna blame this on me? 237 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:45,290 I told you this was gonna happen. 238 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:46,140 Extly. 239 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:48,710 I need somebody who believes in what we're doing here. 240 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:49,900 Tracy, you're fired. 241 00:09:49,910 --> 00:09:51,960 Kenneth, you're in charge. 242 00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:56,240 So you like the music? 243 00:09:56,250 --> 00:10:00,030 Yeah, speaking of music I like, how about Gnarls Barkley, huh? 244 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,390 That guy's great. 245 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,950 Have you been to his official website? It's really-- 246 00:10:04,390 --> 00:10:06,090 Oh God, is it only 1:00 am? 247 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:08,830 Yeah, so after this I figure we hit up Marquee. 248 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,430 They only serve drinks till 4:00, 249 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,600 but I can get us into this great after-hours club in Brooklyn. 250 00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:14,360 - I'm 37. - What? 251 00:10:14,370 --> 00:10:17,300 I'm 37. Please don't make me go to Brooklyn. 252 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,170 I'm 20. 253 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,520 Oh, boy. 254 00:10:21,530 --> 00:10:27,680 This just went from a senior dating a freshman to Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau. 255 00:10:27,690 --> 00:10:29,860 Are those friends of yours? Or... 256 00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:33,400 Oh, when will death come? 257 00:10:36,290 --> 00:10:40,150 Lemon, what happened, did you take an Ambien with your Franzia and sleepwalk here? 258 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,970 No, I am out on a date. 259 00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:45,590 I know you. You deliver my coffee. 260 00:10:45,860 --> 00:10:47,090 You're here with Lemon? 261 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:47,820 Yes, sir. 262 00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:49,380 I'm Jamie, Mr. Donaghy. 263 00:10:49,390 --> 00:10:50,590 Oh, what a polite young man. 264 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:54,090 Ooh, they just changed bartenders. I'm gonna go see if this guy'll serve me. 265 00:10:55,310 --> 00:10:57,120 Where did you two meet, an amber alert? 266 00:10:57,130 --> 00:11:00,290 I just found out that he's 17 years younger than me. 267 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:01,640 I knew I shouldn't have done this. 268 00:11:01,650 --> 00:11:02,940 I look ridiculous. 269 00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:04,390 Oh, nonsense. You've never looked better. 270 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:07,060 Do I look ridiculous when you see me with a younger woman? 271 00:11:07,070 --> 00:11:10,120 Boy, the art in here is hung really level. 272 00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:12,740 A youthful companion is the ultimate status accessory. 273 00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:14,900 Well, maybe you can pull that off. You're a man. 274 00:11:14,910 --> 00:11:16,080 It's different for women. 275 00:11:16,090 --> 00:11:18,020 That is so sexist of you. 276 00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:21,130 To that clueless boy over there, you're a very powerful woman. 277 00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:22,420 Technically you're a catch. 278 00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:25,810 You've got money, status, naturally thick hair, a decent set. 279 00:11:25,820 --> 00:11:26,680 All right. 280 00:11:26,690 --> 00:11:28,810 Tell me, have you been on a date since Floyd? 281 00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:29,600 No. 282 00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:31,480 Why are you so against having fun in your life? 283 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:32,580 I'm not against fun. 284 00:11:32,590 --> 00:11:34,410 I went up on my roof the other day. 285 00:11:34,420 --> 00:11:35,780 Stop fighting this. 286 00:11:35,790 --> 00:11:37,800 He's hot, poor, and eager to please. 287 00:11:37,810 --> 00:11:40,290 Just buy him a few gifts and never give him your home phone number. 288 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,350 And if you set a curfew, stick to it. 289 00:11:42,990 --> 00:11:44,960 Oh, gosh. Okay. 290 00:11:48,130 --> 00:11:49,990 Hey, coach. How did practice go today? 291 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:52,610 Sir, conditions have deteriorated. 292 00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:54,650 I made DeMarquis captain like you said. 293 00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:57,950 But having a kid from Trinidad in charge made the latinos real mad. 294 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,820 And they all seem to really hate my grandpa. 295 00:11:59,830 --> 00:12:01,490 'Cause they keep yelling, "Kill, whitey." 296 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,010 And I'm, like,"what do you think you are, alcohol?" 297 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:04,420 All right, Kenneth, calm down. 298 00:12:04,430 --> 00:12:07,290 There was bound to be some unrest once we removed Tracy. 299 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:09,290 They're testing our resolve. 300 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,200 Stay the course. 301 00:12:19,190 --> 00:12:20,080 Kenneth! 302 00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:21,860 Mr. Jordan. About what happened-- 303 00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:23,190 I don't wanna talk about it, Ken. 304 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:27,080 You'll hear all I have to say about Jack Donaghy in my tell-all book, 305 00:12:27,090 --> 00:12:30,830 betrayal, colon, what really happened with my baseball team, 306 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:35,660 comma, disaster at Knuckle Beach, question mark. 307 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,860 What the hell is going on? 308 00:12:45,090 --> 00:12:46,400 It's chaos, sir. 309 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:47,660 They've turned on each other. 310 00:12:47,670 --> 00:12:49,170 And they won't listen, especially when I'm saying, 311 00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:51,220 "Don't hit me with my own shoes." 312 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:53,490 I think things may have been better under Mr. Jordan. 313 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,830 We're not gonna look back now, Kenneth. 314 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,610 Tracy didn't understand what needed to be done. 315 00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:58,150 He had to go. 316 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:00,810 They're destroying all the things I bought for them. 317 00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:02,660 Everything but the bats, sir. 318 00:13:03,110 --> 00:13:04,660 Oh, god. They see us. 319 00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:07,860 You kids put those bats down! 320 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:09,910 For the love of God. 321 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:13,630 Oh, Liz. 322 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,720 Did I see you saturday at Marquee? 323 00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:17,210 I was there. Yes. 324 00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:19,420 So what were you doing there? 325 00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:22,310 Is it like that time they found my grandpa at the bus station? 326 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,790 No, I was there with Jamie, the coffee guy. 327 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,350 And we had a great time. 328 00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:28,340 Coffee guy? 329 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,770 That'll really make your ex-husband jealous. 330 00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:33,330 Cerie, for the last time, I have never been married. 331 00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:35,090 That's the spirit! 332 00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:37,380 Hey, Liz. This is Aidan. 333 00:13:38,130 --> 00:13:39,900 Guess you're not the only cougar in town. 334 00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:41,710 Aidan's a freshman at nyu. 335 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:42,740 Aren't you, Aidan? 336 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,270 Sure. Do you have any change for a soda? 337 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,780 But you just had one. 338 00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:46,870 Whatever. 339 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,760 Don't you whatever me. 340 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:52,610 Hey, hey, what did I say about you wearing your heelies inside? 341 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:55,270 Aidan! Wait up, Aidan. 342 00:13:58,720 --> 00:13:59,890 There she is. 343 00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,260 The cradle robber. 344 00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:02,230 Yeah, that's right. 345 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,800 I have a boy toy, and we look awesome together. 346 00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,380 That's great, Maude. 347 00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:08,540 How's Harold? 348 00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:09,640 His name is Jamie. 349 00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:10,980 And you know what? 350 00:14:10,990 --> 00:14:14,390 I don't spend a lot of time worrying about his feelings. 351 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:18,220 I just know he's super-cute, and he laughs at all my jokes. 352 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,220 Coffee's here. 353 00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:21,360 Hey there! 354 00:14:22,410 --> 00:14:23,730 I had fun the other night. 355 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:25,100 Your roof is awesome. 356 00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:27,910 Oh, thanks. I go up there all the time. 357 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,980 So, uh, you wanna get some lunch? 358 00:14:29,990 --> 00:14:31,700 Oh, I can't. I have a lot of work to do. 359 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,460 Okay. 360 00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:35,740 'Cause I already got Randy to cover my shift. 361 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,240 Oh, I'm sorry. 362 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:40,550 But I bought you a video game. 363 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:41,920 Bioshock? No way! 364 00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:43,280 Hey, chatterbox. 365 00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:45,700 I thought I heard your voice. 366 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:46,920 How was your weekend? 367 00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:48,470 It was great. Liz and I-- 368 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,750 I made you a painting. 369 00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:53,320 It's called one-armed mermaid that's part unicorn with big foot. 370 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,310 Thank you. 371 00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,310 Are we still on for tomorrow night? 372 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,240 - Yeah, I can't wait. - No, he can't. 373 00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,760 We're working out. 374 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,250 I'll see ya tomorrow night. 375 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,440 Yeah, I'll take it. Thank you. 376 00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:11,700 Liz, be good to him. 377 00:15:19,130 --> 00:15:20,060 What do you want, Jack? 378 00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:21,650 Tracy, I wanna talk to you. 379 00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:24,320 It's hard for me to admit when I've made a mistake... 380 00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:25,840 so I won't. 381 00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:28,320 Mr. Jordan, I have made a terrible mistake. 382 00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:31,090 Because of my arrogance, the team is now in chaos. 383 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:34,020 Pedro and Fontanelle quit because I tried to put them in the outfield. 384 00:15:34,030 --> 00:15:35,430 Of course they did! 385 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:38,620 They're afraid to go north of 245th street. 386 00:15:38,630 --> 00:15:42,420 Next you'll be telling me you let Reshon have contact with his birth mother. 387 00:15:42,430 --> 00:15:43,430 Which Reshon? 388 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:46,360 Jack, I told you, you did not know what you were getting yourself into. 389 00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:48,600 Tracy, I only wanted to help. 390 00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:50,750 And now things are out of control. 391 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,600 We have two options. 392 00:15:52,610 --> 00:15:56,260 One, we can cut and run and betray the people that we made this commitment to, 393 00:15:56,270 --> 00:15:59,080 or you and I can form a coalition. 394 00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:00,260 No way, JD. 395 00:16:00,270 --> 00:16:02,470 Tracy, I thought you cared about these kids. 396 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:06,770 Just because I don't support Jack donaghy, doesn't mean I don't support the kids. 397 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:10,610 But sir, every one of them wrote you a letter asking you to come back. 398 00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:13,900 Jack. 399 00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:18,190 If I come back to the team, can I throw these things away and not have to read 'em? 400 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,810 Tracy, I'll pay somebody to read them for you. 401 00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:25,260 With your know-how and my resources, we can turn these kids into winners. 402 00:16:25,270 --> 00:16:26,740 All right, Jack. 403 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:27,930 What's the plan? 404 00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:30,890 One word: Surge. 405 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,770 That's two words! 406 00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:38,960 Jamie... 407 00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:43,430 Look, Jamie, I can't take this sam and diane thing anymore. 408 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,140 I need to know what we're doing here. 409 00:16:46,150 --> 00:16:47,840 Nothing, Frank. I'm not gay. 410 00:16:47,850 --> 00:16:49,390 I'm not gay either. 411 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,950 That's why it's perfect. 412 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:54,550 We're just two straight guys who wanna enjoy each other's bodies. 413 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,980 I gotta go. 414 00:17:06,830 --> 00:17:08,080 Damn, I can't believe we're winning. 415 00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:10,160 I knew the surge would work. 416 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,160 Way to go, Manuel! 417 00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:21,530 That one goes out to W.S.Churchill. 418 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:26,270 Hey, there's no way that those batters were born after 1993. 419 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:29,030 These dominican birth certificates say otherwise. 420 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,110 Esteban! You're up. 421 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,400 This is just embarrassing. 422 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,220 You look nice. 423 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,070 Oh, thank you. 424 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,360 Oh, I got you that leather bracelet that you were looking at. 425 00:17:45,370 --> 00:17:47,400 Oh, that's so ill. Thank you. 426 00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:48,720 It is ill. 427 00:17:48,730 --> 00:17:50,950 All right, we should get going because we're gonna be late. 428 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:51,950 No we won't, baby. 429 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,430 We're takin' a cab. 430 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,650 Really? 431 00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:56,950 I've never been in a cab with less than seven people. 432 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,020 Well, stick with me. 433 00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:00,300 I will. 434 00:18:01,570 --> 00:18:02,740 Look at us. 435 00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:04,910 We look awesome together. 436 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,810 Yeah, now I know why demi moore does this. 437 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:10,140 I get that reference. 438 00:18:10,150 --> 00:18:12,660 All right, mom. I'm takin' off. 439 00:18:12,670 --> 00:18:13,890 Mom? 440 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,120 Yeah, I'm 20. 441 00:18:15,130 --> 00:18:16,390 I can't afford this place. 442 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,750 All right, honey, have a good time. 443 00:18:19,910 --> 00:18:21,480 I'm beth. 444 00:18:23,260 --> 00:18:26,080 Yep, that's what we look like. 445 00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:28,960 Shut it down. 446 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,550 Oh, hey, Jamie. 447 00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,870 That is so awkward now. 448 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,510 Oh, don't worry about it. You had your fun. 449 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,480 - But the end was humiliating. - Of course it was. 450 00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:52,700 All may-december relationships end in humiliation, sexual incompatibility, 451 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:55,330 social faux pas, meeting their parents, it's classic. 452 00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:56,570 I'm not sure it's worth it. 453 00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:57,960 Don't be silly. Jamie was good for you. 454 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,370 A younger companion makes you feel more alive. 455 00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:02,190 Opens you up to new experiences. 456 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,430 Fresh points of view. 457 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,730 Stimulating conversation. 458 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:06,050 - Stop repeating what I say-- - stop repeating what I say. 459 00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:07,880 - Look, Aidan, I swear to God-- - Look, Aidan, I swear to God. 460 00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:09,810 - You know what? This is over. - You know what? This is over. 461 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,300 Of course, there are some exceptions. 462 00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:13,650 Thank God I'm off the market. 463 00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:15,120 Oh, are you seeing someone? 464 00:19:15,130 --> 00:19:15,860 What? No. 465 00:19:15,870 --> 00:19:17,780 I mean this company is my girlfriend. 466 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,750 She gives me all the loving I'll ever want or need. 467 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:22,100 That's gross, Jack. 468 00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:24,350 - Stop hitting yourself, Jenna! - Oh, God! 469 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,040 Why are you like this? 470 00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:36,700 Guys! This isn't working! 471 00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:38,460 I'm not gay-gay. 472 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,620 I'm just gay for Jamie. 473 00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:43,050 Frank, I don't think that's a thing. 474 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:44,210 It is. 475 00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:47,990 Look, you dudes are great, a lot of fun to dance with, 476 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,820 and you smell awesome. 477 00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:51,280 Enjoy your night. 478 00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:55,170 Bye, sexy bear! 479 00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:57,920 Terence! You make us all look so bad.